Jumping on the Robert Pattinson fan-band wagon. Hang on for a Wild Night!
I might say some bad words or have adult content everyonce in a while and if you can't handle it, this is not the place for you..so git!
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
TODAY IS YOUR BIRTHDAY!!
Surprise! Happy Birthday Rob!
Okay so, the cake is not really yours, but it does have a "R" on it, so it can be yours today!
I did make it for real though. I am serious!
What do you get someone who is a Super Star?
A teddy bear to go along with that bear skin rug of yours?
Cupcakes? I hear you like cupcakes!
I know! Stoli!
I would offer you my home for a day of R&R. No one would know you were hear and you could totally hang out. Play my daughter's guitar and play my son's PS3. My husband would share the couch and make you a ham and cheese sandwich and wash it down with a nice cold rolling rock beer. Sorry we are out of hot pockets and coke. And I would make sure that you are comfy. Brush your hair and light the cig for you. Oh wait, no smoking in the house.
Or I could show you how to make a cake--maybe even in the shape of a sparkling peen. I have sprinkles, cake glitter and shimmer dust. Whatever you want! It's your day! We'll turn off the phone and avoid K-Stew, your agent and manager. No Calls! Except for the immediate Twi-bloggers, we'll have to take their calls of birthday wishes.
So, have some cake, some Stoli-vodka and have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY and a WILD NIGHT!
Always your fan!
PS Giving a shout out to my oldest son, Happy Birthday Loren! on Saturday